With great power comes great responsibility.
And at some point in my life, I had to boldly go where no man has gone before.
(Pota pare, split infinitive yung grammar ha.)
I always knew I am gifted.
Deep inside me were powers that need to be harnessed.
Only one man can teach me.
Only one.
Professor Xavier: with my mind power, I can convince these D-list superhero wannabes that I'm walking.
Professor Xavier: I only came here for The Nashman.
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The Nashman: And2 na me. Wr R U?
Prof. Xavier: On my way na.
Finally, we meet.
Professor Xavier: Join me, Nashman. I can help you.
The Nashman: Er, the queen bitch Sir Ian McK.....er, I mean Magneto, met me earlier and offered me a really fancy costume plus overtime pay. And Magneto designed new very revealing thong costumes for the girls. You think you can match that?
Professor Xavier: I got the USS Enterprise. Mas bongga aking hq kaysa kay Magneto noh.
The Nashman: Uhm, I'm not into Vulcan love, but those Klingons are hot. Is it considered bestiality if I get jiggy with them? Wow, galing ng mind powers mo speaking in Tagalog ha. Teka I is confused ha. Are you here as Capt. Jean Luc-Picard or Professor Xavier? Pero whatevs, join ako.
Professor Xavier: We should talk somewhere more private. (At this point he only talks to me telepathically. Eh ano pa gamit ng superpowers namin?)
The Nashman: Yes we should. I don't know why The Penguin is here anyway. Isn't he supposed to be in Batman?
Professor Xavier: Oo nga, he is so chaka in person. Gusto ko I-warp speed mukha nya. Tara let's go na.
The Nashman: Wuhu! Beam us up Scotty!...btw Prof. X, can you ask the cleaners to vacuum this pod, Wolverine's been shedding again....and I don't want you doing that telepathic scan shit when I'm shagging Storm........and can we go on a mission to get the Silversurfer's surfboard?
Yes, stop all those F-list superheroes in that mediocre TV Series "Heroes". It's giving us real heroes a bad rep. Bring back the fancy Tranny costumes!
Yes, there will be an X-Men 4.
The Nashman has signed up for it.
The Nashman wrapped in bum-hugging, nipple-revealing, crotch-exposing sexy latex. Bet you can't wait for that.