I propose that next year, we should fly in Al Gore to light the bonfire. We need two chartered planes, one for him and another to carry his Nobel Prize Medal.
It's a shame that the Political Correctness Police has prevented us from burning effigies of Guy Fawkes, Catholics, the Pope, etc this year. Hey, I'm Catholic and I know there won't be any complaints if we at least burn likenesses of the corrupt Medici Popes....
Who cares about melting polar ice caps? Burn baby burn....
If you squint yer eyes, you can see apparitions of Blessed Virgin Saint Judiel Nieva, Hon. Lentang Bedol, and Inday Badiday in those flames....
Look! An inverted heart!
