The Nashman, looking worse for wear and clutching a bottle of tequila, shields himself from the paparazzi. The rumour mills went into overdrive after reports that The Nashman and his Legal Counsel were to part ways. The pair were last seen in animated conversation in a hip middle earth pub.
His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem complained of wooziness, obviously affected by the gossip involving The Orange Counsel's future plans.
HRO Karl Willem is said to be in stable condition.
PA to HRO Karl Willem Gromit, flanked by members of the Royal Orange Family, holds a press conference to assure loyal Orange subjects of HRO Karl Willem's improving health.
Middle Earth - The House of Orange is reportedly in damage control as leaked reports reveal that The Nashman and The Orange Counsel, concurrently HRO Karl Willem's muse, are to separate after a three year working relationship. HRO Karl Willem was taken ill last Wednesday, a day after The Nashman and The Orange Counsel were spotted drinking PIMMs at the Middle Earth Turf. Eyewitnesses said that the couple had 'that sad melancholic look about their faces' as they walked quietly back to the Old Quad. Orange PA Gromit has promised a full disclosure 'in due time'.
The tabloids have gone into overdrive. HRO Karl Willem was said to be upset at the blistering media coverage.