Pre Match Stats: Les Bleus v. Gli Azzurri
The Nashman's girlfriends (past and present) are Italian: 3, French: 2, Francophone but not French: 2 Advantage: France
Holidays taken by The Nashman in France: 3, Italy 8 Advantage: Italy
Schengen Visas issued to the Nashman by France: 1, Italy 2 Advantage: Italy
The Nashman's Culinary Skills are French: 2, Italian 10 Advantage: Italy
Match Stats:
France 1: Italy 1 (aet)
Penalty: 5-3
Bittersweet ending for Zizou the Sorcerer who lost his cool.
The Nashman's girlfriends (past and present) are Italian: 3, French: 2, Francophone but not French: 2 Advantage: France
Holidays taken by The Nashman in France: 3, Italy 8 Advantage: Italy
Schengen Visas issued to the Nashman by France: 1, Italy 2 Advantage: Italy
The Nashman's Culinary Skills are French: 2, Italian 10 Advantage: Italy
Match Stats:
France 1: Italy 1 (aet)
Penalty: 5-3
Bittersweet ending for Zizou the Sorcerer who lost his cool.

I'm ambidextrous

(Please send me pleasure by cyberfondling my tits with your mouse cursor. You know you want to.)
The Nashman's Right Nipple

Someone's not going get a French Kiss anytime soon and maybe her tears will wipe that French tricolour from my right cheek but hey, Le piacerebbe ballare con me?