Sunset at 3 fricking pm.
I went to that venerable Brit institution Marks & Spencer today to get 3 bean Mexican tortilla wrap and orange/carrot shake for lunch. Rather than gestating for 36hours in my belly, I gave birth to them prematurely at around 5pm. They looked pretty much like the way they came in and some beans kept resurfacing back up even after 3 flushes. Still, an inconvenient experience like this won't make me stop eating such flavoursome food. My answer is pretty much the same as what your neighbour with 8 children says during her 9th pregnancy- "Masarap kase eh." (for non-tagalog speakers she says something along the lines of "I really like cock").
M & S is always full of old peeps. I mean, why do they STILL shop for clothes? Heaven is just a couple of years away so they might as well spend their money on other things. Yet, on second thought, it's their hard earned moolah and they should spend it as they wish. I like that the oldies have a better quality of life now. It used to be that when you reach 80 you'd be shipped off to the factory to be made into Maling/Purefoods/Hormel/Spam luncheon meat.
I think I'm going to wade it out a bit and just window shop.
What? Double breasted suits are back?
Thank god I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have to buy cutesy stuff. Ok, maybe that's WHY I don't have a girlfriend, I'm not emo enough...
Those dolls on the left are soo scary. Hmm, I think I'll get one for my niece since she's a brat and I don't really like her anyway..
Mannequin porno.....
Mmmmm, Santa, I've been really naughty this year....
I've actually bought lingerie for some girl friends. Strangely, I did this once with my friend's mother who even debated with me whether we should choose pink or white undies followed by what bra size to get! She's an C cup! says the mom, No I really think she's a B! says I. I should know! says the mom When was the last time she flashed you! says I. The downside to buying undies for girl friends is you rarely really see them wearing them for you. And I don't really understand it why they get all upset when I pull it over my head to do my impression of an alien which I think is hilarious. They say I'm ruining the garter. Hello? It's not like I have a big head!