Sarah's Chicano Delights

To set the mood, tonight's music is by.......

Sarah wanted to go south on me tonight.

So she whipped up a Mexican themed dinner of tacos, fajitas, and chili con carne.

To get the party rolling, I brought out my well hung chorizo.

I showed it to Sarah who admired how firm and dark my well hung chorizo was.

My well hung chorizo was indeed dark pinkish and Sarah was quick to put some in her mouth. She ejaculated ecstatically how spicy and salty my well hung chorizo was. Maalat-alat daw at mabango.

By 7:30pm with Sarah still in the kitchen stirring away, I was getting worried that tonight's guests were horribly late and missing out on my well hung chorizo which I laid on the table. "Look," I said to Josh (my flatmate), "my well hung chorizo can easily feed a couple more mouths. It would be a shame to zip it back into storage."

Thankfully, Jenny and Katlyn arrived and quickly put some of my well hung chorizo into their mouths. Jenny loved it and kept coming back for more.


HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit admire The Nashman's well hung extra-spicy chorizo.

To keep everyone coming back for more, The Nashman served his well hung chorizo in small portions. Yung tipong nakakabitin ba. Ipagdadamot kunwari tapos bibigay rin. Ay, kaysarap.

HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit serve The Nashman's well hung chorizo with mozarella and sundried tomatoes. Pampadulas baga.

For dessert, what better than to kiss these sweet and juicy strawberries.

..with ice cream, marshmallows, flakes, Cointreau....and everything else sinful. All in one plate.

HRO Karl Willem chillaxes after a small intimate dinner with the pretty people of Brasenose.

Inday Badiday Greetings - Tonight's Bible Study group was sponsored by Joshua (wine and booze), Caillan (sinful dessert), and by Sarah who spared The Nashman from cooking duties for the first time! Special thanks to my homies back in Spain for the well hung chorizo. Muchos Besos!

Sarah's Chicano Delights

To set the mood, tonight's music is by.......

Sarah wanted to go south on me tonight.

So she whipped up a Mexican themed dinner of tacos, fajitas, and chili con carne.

To get the party rolling, I brought out my well hung chorizo.

I showed it to Sarah who admired how firm and dark my well hung chorizo was.

My well hung chorizo was indeed dark pinkish and Sarah was quick to put some in her mouth. She ejaculated ecstatically how spicy and salty my well hung chorizo was. Maalat-alat daw at mabango.

By 7:30pm with Sarah still in the kitchen stirring away, I was getting worried that tonight's guests were horribly late and missing out on my well hung chorizo which I laid on the table. "Look," I said to Josh (my flatmate), "my well hung chorizo can easily feed a couple more mouths. It would be a shame to zip it back into storage."

Thankfully, Jenny and Katlyn arrived and quickly put some of my well hung chorizo into their mouths. Jenny loved it and kept coming back for more.


HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit admire The Nashman's well hung extra-spicy chorizo.

To keep everyone coming back for more, The Nashman served his well hung chorizo in small portions. Yung tipong nakakabitin ba. Ipagdadamot kunwari tapos bibigay rin. Ay, kaysarap.

HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit serve The Nashman's well hung chorizo with mozarella and sundried tomatoes. Pampadulas baga.

For dessert, what better than to kiss these sweet and juicy strawberries.

..with ice cream, marshmallows, flakes, Cointreau....and everything else sinful. All in one plate.

HRO Karl Willem chillaxes after a small intimate dinner with the pretty people of Brasenose.

Inday Badiday Greetings - Tonight's Bible Study group was sponsored by Joshua (wine and booze), Caillan (sinful dessert), and by Sarah who spared The Nashman from cooking duties for the first time! Special thanks to my homies back in Spain for the well hung chorizo. Muchos Besos!

What you weren't invited?..........(apparently even the punctuation mark for this title wasn't)

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit are throwing two parties with a stellar guest list.

.....to HRO Karl Willem's fantabulous dinner this Wednesday? There must be a reason.........




Finally, did anyone really notice if the Philippine Blogosphere went Offline last Saturday? (What a presumptious slogan.) Who are these peeps anyway? Do they represent? And what is an "a-list" blogger? I saw the guest list and I recognised only two blogs (mainly because they're from my friends and thankfully well written and informative). The Top of the Pops Pinoy blogs, you know - the ones that are really addictive, didn't even bother. It should have been called the 'guess' list. Ugh, it's like high school again with this cliquishness. Thank God I have my own cabal.....Sulong mga kapatid! Keep Blogging cool! Keep it Pure! Adsense and serial link tagging for stats are for losers.

What you weren't invited?..........(apparently even the punctuation mark for this title wasn't)

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit are throwing two parties with a stellar guest list.

.....to HRO Karl Willem's fantabulous dinner this Wednesday? There must be a reason.........




Finally, did anyone really notice if the Philippine Blogosphere went Offline last Saturday? (What a presumptious slogan.) Who are these peeps anyway? Do they represent? And what is an "a-list" blogger? I saw the guest list and I recognised only two blogs (mainly because they're from my friends and thankfully well written and informative). The Top of the Pops Pinoy blogs, you know - the ones that are really addictive, didn't even bother. It should have been called the 'guess' list. Ugh, it's like high school again with this cliquishness. Thank God I have my own cabal.....Sulong mga kapatid! Keep Blogging cool! Keep it Pure! Adsense and serial link tagging for stats are for losers.

The Nashman Studies of Motion 20: A Special Performance of Swan Lake

The Nashman limbers up.

Really! Is there no end to The Nashman's talents?

In a very tight hallway surrounded by Dalek-looking freezers full of dangerous pathogens and mutant DNA, The Nashman executes a very technical and graceful performance of Swan Lake.

"The Nashman's young and nubile figure pirouetting and jumping so effortlessly is a thing of beauty. Bravo!" - Mikhail Baryshnikov

"He's positively orgasmic! I wish we could dance together" - Marianela Núñez, Royal Ballet.

"Yummy. We can do burlesque together" - Dita von Teese

"The Nashman's amazing feats of flexibility have enlightened us and allowed us to add ten more pages to the Kama-Sutra." - Guru Bikram Choudhury

"Gasgas at sugat-sugat na mga labi ng pek-pek ko pero walang sinabi ang mga splits ko sa kanya!" - Mystica

The Nashman Studies of Motion 20: A Special Performance of Swan Lake

The Nashman limbers up.

Really! Is there no end to The Nashman's talents?

In a very tight hallway surrounded by Dalek-looking freezers full of dangerous pathogens and mutant DNA, The Nashman executes a very technical and graceful performance of Swan Lake.

"The Nashman's young and nubile figure pirouetting and jumping so effortlessly is a thing of beauty. Bravo!" - Mikhail Baryshnikov

"He's positively orgasmic! I wish we could dance together" - Marianela Núñez, Royal Ballet.

"Yummy. We can do burlesque together" - Dita von Teese

"The Nashman's amazing feats of flexibility have enlightened us and allowed us to add ten more pages to the Kama-Sutra." - Guru Bikram Choudhury

"Gasgas at sugat-sugat na mga labi ng pek-pek ko pero walang sinabi ang mga splits ko sa kanya!" - Mystica

Blockbuster Transfer Finally Confirmed

There's a bigger headline than the one washed up English star past his prime moving across the pond......

Oxbarrio, England (via Reuters) - After delicate negotiations and a furious bidding war with a rival team, it has been confirmed today by PR/PA Gromit that The Nashman has been traded from the Tabora/Brookside Karayan Midgets United to the Oxbarrio Women's Team Two Basketball team. His multi-role duties involve coaching, trainer, ball boy, mascot, taga-masahe, taga-abot ng tubig, chief cheerleader, and motivational speaker.

French Team Captain Emilie said "We're very happy we've recruited The Nashman. He's got loads of experience playing with his balls and he's going to be an asset to the team. His stellar career in the Hobbit league has elevated our game to new heights."

Already, the team is handling the ball more fluidly and The Nashman has played one on one with the forwards helping them improve their inside game. "The Nashman will do for basketball in England what David Beckham will do for football in America." enthused PA/PR Gromit.

In documents leaked to the press, there were only minor details in The Nashman's contract which were quickly ironed out by both parties. The team will own 50% of income derived from The Nashman's image royalties. His request to get his own shower facility was turned down however. Forward Nicola explained that The Nashman agreed in the end to share shower facilities with the girls to foster team spirit. "The Nashman hates it when someone borrows his soap. He washes his face first and he's never sure what's the last place that bar of soap touched." grinned PA/PR Gromit. He added "He feels safer bending over though in the communal shower knowing that he's sharing it with girls than the muscle marys at the usual gym!"

"I'm not doing this for the money but for the love of the game. I know I'm old but I'm wiser now and ready to share my ball handling experience." said The Nashman. When asked if he felt it was kinda improper for The Nashman to be playing basketball with girls he emphasised "That's just sexist. These are some of the finest ball players I've played with in a long time. I came from a small league in the mean slums of Baguio playing with worn-out tsinelas. Through hard work, I've reached this stage, working with elite players. The girls are wonderful and some of them have patently abused me in the shaded lane with excellent penetration skills. Yes, I'm playing girls' basketball. It's very brutal. Lahat na parte na yata ng katawan ko na-tsansingan na nila dahil pisikal silang maglaro. Paminsan, merong pang halong gulang at hinahatak papababa ang aking shorts. Mamatay kayo sa inggit."


His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem, PA/PR Gromit (who acted as The Nashman's agent), and Kerry's monkey enjoy the scrimmages from the sidelines.

HRO Karl Willem, who was appointed team manager directs drills.

The girls are putting the ball in their hole much more confidently. Shooting percentages have shot up since The Nashman showed them how to finger the ball properly. "Don't shoot from the palm. let the ball roll off your fingers and be more aggressive attacking the hole to get the money shot."

The Nashman waves instructions. His patented Rectangle Offense was used to demolish Aston in Wednesday's game.

Team Karl Willem. Go fight go! Wu-ha!

Team Manager HRO Karl Willem gives postgame "There is no 'I' in 'team' speech.

Blockbuster Transfer Finally Confirmed

There's a bigger headline than the one washed up English star past his prime moving across the pond......

Oxbarrio, England (via Reuters) - After delicate negotiations and a furious bidding war with a rival team, it has been confirmed today by PR/PA Gromit that The Nashman has been traded from the Tabora/Brookside Karayan Midgets United to the Oxbarrio Women's Team Two Basketball team. His multi-role duties involve coaching, trainer, ball boy, mascot, taga-masahe, taga-abot ng tubig, chief cheerleader, and motivational speaker.

French Team Captain Emilie said "We're very happy we've recruited The Nashman. He's got loads of experience playing with his balls and he's going to be an asset to the team. His stellar career in the Hobbit league has elevated our game to new heights."

Already, the team is handling the ball more fluidly and The Nashman has played one on one with the forwards helping them improve their inside game. "The Nashman will do for basketball in England what David Beckham will do for football in America." enthused PA/PR Gromit.

In documents leaked to the press, there were only minor details in The Nashman's contract which were quickly ironed out by both parties. The team will own 50% of income derived from The Nashman's image royalties. His request to get his own shower facility was turned down however. Forward Nicola explained that The Nashman agreed in the end to share shower facilities with the girls to foster team spirit. "The Nashman hates it when someone borrows his soap. He washes his face first and he's never sure what's the last place that bar of soap touched." grinned PA/PR Gromit. He added "He feels safer bending over though in the communal shower knowing that he's sharing it with girls than the muscle marys at the usual gym!"

"I'm not doing this for the money but for the love of the game. I know I'm old but I'm wiser now and ready to share my ball handling experience." said The Nashman. When asked if he felt it was kinda improper for The Nashman to be playing basketball with girls he emphasised "That's just sexist. These are some of the finest ball players I've played with in a long time. I came from a small league in the mean slums of Baguio playing with worn-out tsinelas. Through hard work, I've reached this stage, working with elite players. The girls are wonderful and some of them have patently abused me in the shaded lane with excellent penetration skills. Yes, I'm playing girls' basketball. It's very brutal. Lahat na parte na yata ng katawan ko na-tsansingan na nila dahil pisikal silang maglaro. Paminsan, merong pang halong gulang at hinahatak papababa ang aking shorts. Mamatay kayo sa inggit."


His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem, PA/PR Gromit (who acted as The Nashman's agent), and Kerry's monkey enjoy the scrimmages from the sidelines.

HRO Karl Willem, who was appointed team manager directs drills.

The girls are putting the ball in their hole much more confidently. Shooting percentages have shot up since The Nashman showed them how to finger the ball properly. "Don't shoot from the palm. let the ball roll off your fingers and be more aggressive attacking the hole to get the money shot."

The Nashman waves instructions. His patented Rectangle Offense was used to demolish Aston in Wednesday's game.

Team Karl Willem. Go fight go! Wu-ha!

Team Manager HRO Karl Willem gives postgame "There is no 'I' in 'team' speech.