Unlike other colleges, we have bops at the Randolph.
I would like to thank the people who came to greet me tonight on my impending 21st birthday. I'm too drunk to dial people's publicists to get permission to post images of people so I did the next best thing and emphasized my friends' assets.
The Nashman and Sarah.
The Nashman and Kerry.
The Nashman and Alexandra.
The Nashman and David, the incoming Marxist President. (Hey, I didn't vote for him as I belong to a more enlightened party but he won fair and square and in a massive landslide.)
The twins were happy to see me.
The Nashman signs some autographs.
My phone number, just in case someone wants to greet me by text. (Although I rarely use or carry my mobile)