Don't you just love getting mail the old-school way?
Somehow, it's more exciting and fulfilling to get a handwritten letter, especially if it's coming from one of the most beautiful people I have ever met in the whole wide world.
She gets an A+ for penmanship! Seriously, very few people can write elegantly in cursive anymore.
Hey Jilleroo, you know how much HRO Karl Willem and I miss you so much! Come back already!
Don't you just love getting mail the old-school way?
Somehow, it's more exciting and fulfilling to get a handwritten letter, especially if it's coming from one of the most beautiful people I have ever met in the whole wide world.
She gets an A+ for penmanship! Seriously, very few people can write elegantly in cursive anymore.
Hey Jilleroo, you know how much HRO Karl Willem and I miss you so much! Come back already!
My gawd. I've been under the weather for two weeks!
Bote nalang naglipana ang mga kaibigan nating Tsekwa. Fota, kaysarap ng noodle soup with chili oil and roast duck.
HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit smell our Chinese dinner. Vanishing act. Shet, simot. Pati kaluluwa nung lalagyan nahigop namin. Take two of the red and yellow capsules and one of the orange and yellow capsules. Mali yata gamot nainum ko. Nilalagnat pa rin ako pero super tigas ng titi ko.
My gawd. I've been under the weather for two weeks!
Bote nalang naglipana ang mga kaibigan nating Tsekwa. Fota, kaysarap ng noodle soup with chili oil and roast duck.
HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit smell our Chinese dinner. Vanishing act. Shet, simot. Pati kaluluwa nung lalagyan nahigop namin. Take two of the red and yellow capsules and one of the orange and yellow capsules. Mali yata gamot nainum ko. Nilalagnat pa rin ako pero super tigas ng titi ko.
Maybe it's because of my politics (libertarian, card carrying member of Amnesty International), my extra-curricular activities (holidays in exclusive places) or that my friends are beautiful.
"Naku si Nash, dati yagit lang yan sa Baguio. Ngayon akala mo na kung sino..."
I will reply by typing slowly so you can understand me...
Puleeeeeez....Hoy, at least ako yang mga yan pinaghirapan ko at kung pikon ka rin lang huwag ka ng sumali sa mga debate tungkol sa ating Inang Bayan at kung wala rin lang naman laman utak mo hwag mo ng ipa-obvious! Betch, I can afford to shop at Zegna ng walang guilt dahil pera ko naman yun. Kaya ka lang naman nakapag-aral sa Ewan Fashion School sa Zone 4 ng London eh dahil politiko ang tatay mo sa isang fourth class municipality. At hindi na aangat yun sa isang third class municipality dahil ang iyong winawaldas sa Topshop at Gap ay galing sa kaban ng bayan...
Maybe it's because of my politics (libertarian, card carrying member of Amnesty International), my extra-curricular activities (holidays in exclusive places) or that my friends are beautiful.
"Naku si Nash, dati yagit lang yan sa Baguio. Ngayon akala mo na kung sino..."
I will reply by typing slowly so you can understand me...
Puleeeeeez....Hoy, at least ako yang mga yan pinaghirapan ko at kung pikon ka rin lang huwag ka ng sumali sa mga debate tungkol sa ating Inang Bayan at kung wala rin lang naman laman utak mo hwag mo ng ipa-obvious! Betch, I can afford to shop at Zegna ng walang guilt dahil pera ko naman yun. Kaya ka lang naman nakapag-aral sa Ewan Fashion School sa Zone 4 ng London eh dahil politiko ang tatay mo sa isang fourth class municipality. At hindi na aangat yun sa isang third class municipality dahil ang iyong winawaldas sa Topshop at Gap ay galing sa kaban ng bayan...
In a span of two weeks I gave three presentations and three interviews. Yesterday after my morning talk I was so drained that I did the unthinkable. I overdosed on caffeine pills and crashed when the high wore off. I must be getting old as 5 years ago when I was 20, these events were just walks in the park. (I didn't really want to get caffeine pills, I was looking for glucose tablets that long distance athletes use but it was the first thing I saw.)
When I awoke later in the evening from my caffeine pills overdose the first thing that popped in my brain was that the Tour de France was on soon. And so I decided to shave my legs. I did so quickly and automatically before pausing at my groin region. I had 10 seconds to think, Hmmm, is this necessary, I don't have a girlfriend at the moment...but then...might as well.
When I got out of the shower, very aerodynamic, with smooth legs and no pubic hair, it dawned on me "Wait, I'm actually NOT going to join the Tour de France......"
So there, the moral of the story: Don't overdose on caffeine pills. Although I must say, it's good to have completely shaved pubes. I normally only shave the ballsack. I just realised now that if you shave everything, it does look bigger...
This morning I was late for class. Not that it mattered. I was giving the class. It starts when I say it starts. O ha, taray. I ended the day with a big headache and couldn't even drink alcohol.
Shame, wine at the college today was good vintage. I had to tip my glass or our fantastic head Butler will just keep on serving the vino.... Our chef makes veggies look sexy.... Halibut. More sugar I say....
In a span of two weeks I gave three presentations and three interviews. Yesterday after my morning talk I was so drained that I did the unthinkable. I overdosed on caffeine pills and crashed when the high wore off. I must be getting old as 5 years ago when I was 20, these events were just walks in the park. (I didn't really want to get caffeine pills, I was looking for glucose tablets that long distance athletes use but it was the first thing I saw.)
When I awoke later in the evening from my caffeine pills overdose the first thing that popped in my brain was that the Tour de France was on soon. And so I decided to shave my legs. I did so quickly and automatically before pausing at my groin region. I had 10 seconds to think, Hmmm, is this necessary, I don't have a girlfriend at the moment...but then...might as well.
When I got out of the shower, very aerodynamic, with smooth legs and no pubic hair, it dawned on me "Wait, I'm actually NOT going to join the Tour de France......"
So there, the moral of the story: Don't overdose on caffeine pills. Although I must say, it's good to have completely shaved pubes. I normally only shave the ballsack. I just realised now that if you shave everything, it does look bigger...
This morning I was late for class. Not that it mattered. I was giving the class. It starts when I say it starts. O ha, taray. I ended the day with a big headache and couldn't even drink alcohol.
Shame, wine at the college today was good vintage. I had to tip my glass or our fantastic head Butler will just keep on serving the vino.... Our chef makes veggies look sexy.... Halibut. More sugar I say....
If you ever have the misfortune of bumping into me in a public space where the masses congregate, you'd be forgiven in saying "Ay, so panget naman si Nashman in person. Suplado pa."
People are aware that I use the terms 'chaka' and 'fugly' all too often to describe the undesirables in society. I would like to clarify that this does not necessarily refer to conventional beauty. I for example find Ruffa G. and Kris A. super-chaka to the max because I find their vanity too repulsive. I wonder why Kris didn't seem to inherit Ninoy's brains. What's that? Oh, it's splattered over the tarmac, you say. (Ok, a tastless joke but you get the drift.)
And there are just certain places that seemingly attract hordes of dumb ugly people. Starbucks for example is Chakapolis to me. Bitch, they charged you $2.50 for goat urine. Why on earth are you smiling?
Of course there are people who are as fugly outside as inside. Prospero Pichay and Mike Defensor quickly come to mind. Sadly, there are lots of these sorts. You would think that someone as severely 'handicapped' as them in the looks department would at least make some effort to be nice human beings. But nooooooooo.
Which brings me to what I really want to say today. The foods I love (Philippine cuisine for example) are generally ugly-looking. But it's a different matter altogether when you taste them.
I'm not a matinee idol, true. But once you get to know me as the person and not the iconic online brand, I'm confident you'll find me charming, sweet, adventurous, and submissive to certain arrangements that you might find pleasurable.
HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit closely examine our latest creation. It looks like the drooping vaginal labias of an old hooker.... ...but my God. It's so good, we'll lick it anytime.
Bruschettas with olive tapenade, buffalo mozarella, and anchovies popped in the oven.
Like Rowan says, the taste kinda lingers long after you've had them.
Badabing, badaboom!
Ok. If you didn't get that last joke, it's in the same vein as: Q:Why did Nivea Creme?
If you ever have the misfortune of bumping into me in a public space where the masses congregate, you'd be forgiven in saying "Ay, so panget naman si Nashman in person. Suplado pa."
People are aware that I use the terms 'chaka' and 'fugly' all too often to describe the undesirables in society. I would like to clarify that this does not necessarily refer to conventional beauty. I for example find Ruffa G. and Kris A. super-chaka to the max because I find their vanity too repulsive. I wonder why Kris didn't seem to inherit Ninoy's brains. What's that? Oh, it's splattered over the tarmac, you say. (Ok, a tastless joke but you get the drift.)
And there are just certain places that seemingly attract hordes of dumb ugly people. Starbucks for example is Chakapolis to me. Bitch, they charged you $2.50 for goat urine. Why on earth are you smiling?
Of course there are people who are as fugly outside as inside. Prospero Pichay and Mike Defensor quickly come to mind. Sadly, there are lots of these sorts. You would think that someone as severely 'handicapped' as them in the looks department would at least make some effort to be nice human beings. But nooooooooo.
Which brings me to what I really want to say today. The foods I love (Philippine cuisine for example) are generally ugly-looking. But it's a different matter altogether when you taste them.
I'm not a matinee idol, true. But once you get to know me as the person and not the iconic online brand, I'm confident you'll find me charming, sweet, adventurous, and submissive to certain arrangements that you might find pleasurable.
HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit closely examine our latest creation. It looks like the drooping vaginal labias of an old hooker.... ...but my God. It's so good, we'll lick it anytime.
Bruschettas with olive tapenade, buffalo mozarella, and anchovies popped in the oven.
Like Rowan says, the taste kinda lingers long after you've had them.
Badabing, badaboom!
Ok. If you didn't get that last joke, it's in the same vein as: Q:Why did Nivea Creme?
HRO Karl Willem chose to drink Oranjeboom for his birthday toast.
His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem turned 4 last Tuesday but the big official celebration will be in Buzios, Brasil late next month. Should you be in Rio de Janiero and its environs, give us a call and we'll pick you up. PA/PR Gromit got us a nice apartment next to the Briggitte Bardot beach. HRO Karl Willem alternates his traditional quiet birthday lunch between Amsterdam and Stockholm but obviously, we are cutting down on our carbon footprint this year and opted instead to take the Number 69 morning train to London to go to a Dutch pub. (Yes, the 7:05 train from Oxbarrio to London Paddington is number 69). De Hems is London's only Dutch pub. Many of the beers here are Flemish or Trappist. Bitterballen, Dutch Pulutan containing the unmentionable innards of animals. Every culture has some weird food. Nothing like Balut though...
Saturday, HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit went for another rowing session. This time, going downstream for a picnic...
HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit patiently wait for the Beast of Burnham..... ..The Nashman! Rower extraordinaire. PA/PR Gromit proposes a champagne toast to HRO Karl Willem on the occasion of his 4th Birthday.
In other news, the Oxbarrio Orchestra held a performance aimed at Geeks. (Like me.)....
Movie themes! Starting From Russia with love, to the caped crusader, to boy wizards, to pirates, to saber-wielding jedis...
...and I must say that 3 of the violinists were hotness!!!! I had to go meet them after the performance. I wanted to see them fingering their instrument up close.....
HRO Karl Willem chose to drink Oranjeboom for his birthday toast.
His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem turned 4 last Tuesday but the big official celebration will be in Buzios, Brasil late next month. Should you be in Rio de Janiero and its environs, give us a call and we'll pick you up. PA/PR Gromit got us a nice apartment next to the Briggitte Bardot beach. HRO Karl Willem alternates his traditional quiet birthday lunch between Amsterdam and Stockholm but obviously, we are cutting down on our carbon footprint this year and opted instead to take the Number 69 morning train to London to go to a Dutch pub. (Yes, the 7:05 train from Oxbarrio to London Paddington is number 69). De Hems is London's only Dutch pub. Many of the beers here are Flemish or Trappist. Bitterballen, Dutch Pulutan containing the unmentionable innards of animals. Every culture has some weird food. Nothing like Balut though...
Saturday, HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit went for another rowing session. This time, going downstream for a picnic...
HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit patiently wait for the Beast of Burnham..... ..The Nashman! Rower extraordinaire. PA/PR Gromit proposes a champagne toast to HRO Karl Willem on the occasion of his 4th Birthday.
In other news, the Oxbarrio Orchestra held a performance aimed at Geeks. (Like me.)....
Movie themes! Starting From Russia with love, to the caped crusader, to boy wizards, to pirates, to saber-wielding jedis...
...and I must say that 3 of the violinists were hotness!!!! I had to go meet them after the performance. I wanted to see them fingering their instrument up close.....
