Mmmmm...
This is an entirely true story that just happened to me awhile ago that I had to preserve its historical significance by blogging about it.
Question: Your pretty girl friend tells you, without any provocation on your part, in her sweet voice - "I was sooo wet this morning my pants were foaming."
What do you do?
His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem braves the dangerous backstreets of his hometown.
PS. HRO Karl Willem's Birthday is coming up. I think I will give him a surprise party....
Answer: You call the laundry machine repair man and tell him that the rinse cycle isn't working. Also, tell you girl friend to completely wipe the rainwater from her bicycle saddle before mounting it.