At 12 noon today, Nico inherited the launch codes for France's nuclear arsenal. The rest of Europe trembles in fear at France's shift to the right....Fortunately, if rumors are to be reality, he will appoint a Socialist, the founder of Medicins sans frontieres as Foreign Secretary. This is good.
I don't normally discuss my politics in something as vacuous as a blog but today I begin my victory lap. It's my last term as supremo. Much as I like to become emperor for life as my Filipino genes are screaming at me to do, I will step down in July. (And no, my wife/cat/dog won't replace me as they do for Pinoy political dynasties.) Yes, a poor boy from the mean slums of Baguio is the longest serving student supremo at an Oxbarrio college.
Speaking of politics, it took France 24 hours to count 35 millions votes which they really DIDN'T have to do because Segolene conceded based on EXIT POLLS alone. So if Gloria Macapal Arrovo, that cheating bitch pretender of the throne we have in my beloved Las Islas Filipinas, thinks that her team of muchachos can win 12 senate seats contrary to early official results and exit polls, I will probably take off my gloves and start a revolt.
And who are those fucktards who made Chavit Singson number 1 in Maguindanao? No wonder it remains a frigging third class province! Chavit Singson can't even win in his own Region!!!! Naku pwede ba, nu kay-kayat yo met laeng ni Chavit, uray bagi yon! Shet lukdet. Shura my ass! Shura is arabic for "consultation" NOT "intimidation" of voters as what those idiotic Maguindanao warlords did to their citizens.
But enough about my personal life:
Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working at a condom factory thinking that they're making sleeping bags for squirrels.
Dinner in hall today was excellent......
My favourite seat at the end of the table where I won't be noticed....
I normally require that the food served is not something that I myself can cook....
Sige, lafang ng lafang, mga patay gutom....
10,000 calories straight to the belly....