The People's Liberation Front of the House of Orange* urge The Pepol op Da Pelepens to Vote Wisely today!
....or else you'll never see the Adorable Brown Monkey (ie The Nashman) ever again.
If you know what's good for the future of our children, junk the corrupt candidates (ie. Pichay, Magsaysay, Zubiri, Defensor, Singson, etc..), the crazy nutters (Sultan of Looney-land Jamalul Kiram, Richard Gomez, etc...); the delusionals (Legarda, Honasan, Escudero, etc..); the people who think that there is no such thing as overpopulation (Pimentel, Danton Remoto (QC), etc...); and the not really bad but are incompetent nonetheless (Yaranon, Baguio Mayoralty candidate for example, maybe because he is senile.)
And for those voting for those that their bishop/priest/pastor/relative/Manalo tells them to vote for without thinking for themselves - May Our Lord Xenu Bless You and Guide you to eternal happiness. Shet, aanhin nyo pa utak nyo kung iba rin lang nag-iisip para sa inyo.
Vote Wisely or this Rubber Ducky, the patron saint of pleasurable bubble baths, gets it...
*Not related to the Liberation People's Front