Egad, you can't walk an inch at the square today without bumping into some big Hollywood (actually this is a Pinewood production) entity. There's Nicole Kidman, and oh there' Daniel Craig, and oh there's the new child star Dakota Blue.
And unlike F-list (as in fofotahin) celebrities like Ruffa Gutierrez who are wasting taxpayers' money by using the Pelepen National Pulis as bodygards and pulot boys (Shet, Rupa, kala namen mayaman ka, baket private bodigard di mo ma-afford??? Mukhang kelangan bumalik sa Brunei para mag-"show"), you can just go over to Daniel Craig and ask him to light your cigarette. Actually, I DON'T smoke cigarettes but if it's 007 offering it to you , you better take it or he has 10000 ways to kill you. (Napasunog-baga tuloy ako. Malay ko ba na may kalakihan ng katawan si fafa Daniel. Ayaw nya pahiram yung swimming trunks nya sa akin. Imot.)
Anywho, I'd like to honor the little people who work behind the scenes. You know naman, everyone is thanking Santa Claus without recognizing the hard work that the elves did.
And I know everyone is asking why my youtube videos have high production values. Pulidong-pulido ang pagkakagawa. It's sempli because I have a very good behind-the-scenes staff.
Hindi na ito yung mga pipitsuging-palabas noon sa Nuvue (now Skycable-Baguio) na bombilya ang lighting at isang camera ha...
So let me introduce the who's who of a $156M budget Pinewood Film.....(hindi eto peto-peto felm!)
Da Karpinteros. They basically make the props and install it. Yan ang main gate ng aking college. Magarbo na yan in real life, nilagyan pa nila ng kung-ano anong eklat para sa pelekola.
The cameraman. That is what a proper film camera looks like! Hindi ito lokohang 'digital' film na kuha sa cellphone noh!
Right: Boom man, Left: 2nd Unit Director.
Yan ang tawag na Gaffer at yung isa ay ang Best Boy Grip. So di na kayo magtaka kung ano ang best boy grip sa closing credit.
Heto yung mga props. They're stuffed animals but some four-eyed geek at the CGI studios will animate them. The actors need them for blocking.
Ang mga extras. Kumpara sa $15M sweldo ng main star, sila ay binabayaran ng £150 kada araw. And unlike the main stars, di nila pwidi i-uwi costume nila para pagkakitaan sa ebay.
Da ispisyal effects people for the big fog scene. Pampagana bali yung fog para sa aming kissing scene ni Eva Green with matching pagulong-gulong sa cobblestones.
Ang aming kina-iinisan. Isang paparazzo nakatungtong sa poste.