Because sharing the wealth of knowledge is the least I can do to uplift humanity's quality of life.
Since we are talking about the Swedes, His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem wants you to pick up a copy of the Swedish coming of age film "The Ketchup Effect" (alternate title: "Hip Hip Hora").
This is one funny scene where the boy fails to convince the girl to give him "turlute". He then asks for a "petite branlette" but the girl doesn't know how to. The boy tells her it's just like trying to get ketchup out of a bottle. (Aah, memories. Nung napanood ko ito, parang hango sya sa aking buhay. Nung ako rin ay teenager, fayb years ago, madalas hanggang ganito lang naabot namin ng dati kong tru lab. Usually, doon kami sa madilim na sulok ng kanilang garden. Nung perst taym, pinanood lang nya ako mag 'travail de main'. Eventually, nakuha rin nya yung tamang technique. Ako rin naman ay tinuruan nya kung papaano ang tamang pagbigay ng petite branlette sa kanya. Hmmm, natatawa nalang ako tuwing naalala ko yung mga kababalaghan namin. Well, part lang yun ng growing up process.)