His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem awaits The Nashman's decision....
There is a tense atmosphere in the air.....
...the suspense was killing everyone.
Finally, The Nashman came out to meet the adoring masa. Having successfully led college for 9 terms as Soprem Estodent Kawnsel Presedent, the Nashman has handed down the keys to power to the new leaders.
And.
Formally announces "The Nashman for Baguio City Mayor 2010 Campaign"!!!
The crowd goes wild!
Join the Nashman 2010 Youth Brigade!
No to the Stupid Baguio Curfew! (Why should we compromise our civil liberties? The city should ensure safer streets instead of preventing its citizens from enjoying the evening.)
No to Lazy people who don't want pedestrianized central streets! (Session Road is only 1km long, do you really need a car for that, you lazy dork? Wouldn't you prefer to have clean air and eat al fresco?)
No to big billboards showing the faces of fugly politicians! (Smart and Globe, we are going to tear down your billboards. You should be spending more money on rectifying your bad technical service instead of polluting our skyline with shite ads)
No to ugly infrastructure such as the flyover and to the cement statue on top of Mt. Sto Tomas!
(You want to spend millions making an eyesore on Mt. Sto Tomas? Are you insane? Why don't you spend that money building a school instead of making a graven image?)
No to malls, Starbucks, McDonald's, Jollibee, SM! (McJobs are explotative! SM sells mediocre imported crap when you can get better local produce! Starbucks is an insult to a province which grows coffee!)
No to the culture of consumerism, waste, intolerance, religious fundamentalism!
Yes to safer streets!
Yes to local shops and markets!
Yes to well maintained parks where you can stay till the early morning watching the stars!
Yes to cheap public transport running on renewable energy!
Yes to The Nashman!
The Nashman, HRO Karl Willem, and PA/PR Gromit are drafting their very detailed manifesto. (Ano akala nyo sa amin? Miyembro ng Ang Kapatiran Party na puro lang slogan?)