Pirata itung DVD anu. Bakit si Jims Bond mukha tsekwa? Pusha, kalahating bote palang ng Kristal tumba na....
Eeeek, not even a dashing Armani suit can improve on The Nashman - the ugliest actor to play a super spy...
Since this is the Pinoy Pirated edition, the guardians of immorality decree that there will be no Bond girls in bikinis and they have to be covered up....we will make love fully clothed with a balloon in between our bodies to make space for the Holy Spirit....