To the newbies, we welcome you with what Oxbarrio Uni is known for.....

...alcohol. Lots and lots of it.


HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit wear their name tags and encourage everyone to do the same so we can get to know each other better.

HRO Karl Willem welcomes 85 new students at our college who passed the admissions interview. (We don't do multiple choice exams here. Kalokohan lang ang exams. As usual maraming mga tsika-babes..mmmm.)

PA/PR Gromit ready to pour the booze. You see, unlike UP Sigma Rho, we are a little bit more civilised and don't haze our freshers. (As they are not vetted yet, they can't drink from fine cut glasses. Plastic cups muna para sa mga bagong salta baka hindi pa maalam ng social graces...)

Tonight's damage: 25 large pizzas, 4 cases of beer, 25 bottles of white wine, 25 bottles of red, 10 liters of orange juice, one vomit stained rug, a couple of deflowerments, 3 Nashman dinner dates (which we need to fit into a packed October). Ok, maybe we don't haze freshers but we punish their livers....

To the newbies, we welcome you with what Oxbarrio Uni is known for.....

...alcohol. Lots and lots of it.


HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit wear their name tags and encourage everyone to do the same so we can get to know each other better.

HRO Karl Willem welcomes 85 new students at our college who passed the admissions interview. (We don't do multiple choice exams here. Kalokohan lang ang exams. As usual maraming mga tsika-babes..mmmm.)

PA/PR Gromit ready to pour the booze. You see, unlike UP Sigma Rho, we are a little bit more civilised and don't haze our freshers. (As they are not vetted yet, they can't drink from fine cut glasses. Plastic cups muna para sa mga bagong salta baka hindi pa maalam ng social graces...)

Tonight's damage: 25 large pizzas, 4 cases of beer, 25 bottles of white wine, 25 bottles of red, 10 liters of orange juice, one vomit stained rug, a couple of deflowerments, 3 Nashman dinner dates (which we need to fit into a packed October). Ok, maybe we don't haze freshers but we punish their livers....

QotD: Music Festivals

Out of all the music festivals this year, which were the coolest?  Did you travel to attend any of them?

Maybe the just concluded Van Warped Tour,
now in its 13th year. The festival is regarded as the annual punkrock
summer-camp, and this year's edition took place in 45 days between July to August, touring more than
20 cities from Philadelphia to California.

Warped tour 2007

Greg hetson (Bad Religion)

Bands on the bill this year include Bad Religion, Alkaline
Trio, Big D and The Kids Table, MXPX, Pennywise, The Vandals, Tiger Army, Buck-O-Nine, The
Used, Fishbone, Mustard Plug, Gallows, Killswitch Engage etc. 

a typical day of the tour sees almost 50 bands play for up to 30 minutes over approximately 6 different
stages, although the biggest bands generally play the two 'main' stages.

some pix of this year's edition:

1998-2007

and maybe someday i'll get to attend one

NOFX, Warped 2006

Start the day right....

I would not have survived this hectic life if it were not for the organisational skills of PA/PR Gromit. When HRO Karl Willem and I arrived in Oxbarrio from the boondocks we were just struggling to optimise our calendar. Now everything runs so smoothly. 

Don't ya just love Gromit? Even on Sundays, I wake up to find my narajana freshly squeezed over fine ice, my jamaican blue mountain coffee ready to press, and a big chinese fried rice slap up. Seize the day! HRO Karl Willem is already online answering our emails.

Start the day right....

I would not have survived this hectic life if it were not for the organisational skills of PA/PR Gromit. When HRO Karl Willem and I arrived in Oxbarrio from the boondocks we were just struggling to optimise our calendar. Now everything runs so smoothly. 

Don't ya just love Gromit? Even on Sundays, I wake up to find my narajana freshly squeezed over fine ice, my jamaican blue mountain coffee ready to press, and a big chinese fried rice slap up. Seize the day! HRO Karl Willem is already online answering our emails.

Burma

What is going on inside the head of a soldier who shoots at an unarmed man whose only 'fault' is to march on the streets peacefully to demand freedom and dignity?

Fuck the Chinese and Indian governments for supporting a violent junta. (And while we are at it, fuck the British and the USA governments for doing the same in other nations.)

Stop the weapons trade!

Burma

What is going on inside the head of a soldier who shoots at an unarmed man whose only 'fault' is to march on the streets peacefully to demand freedom and dignity?

Fuck the Chinese and Indian governments for supporting a violent junta. (And while we are at it, fuck the British and the USA governments for doing the same in other nations.)

Stop the weapons trade!

Even God herself thinks Pope Benedict is so fugly......

She sent a gust of wind to fashion a hijab to cover the pope's face. I must say, I like the new look.

I talked to God last night (O ha, kala nyo sina GMA, JDV, SiRaulo Gonzalez lang ang may direct line kay God. Ako rin noh, collect call pa) and asked him "Lord, why don't you just take Pope Benedict para may kalaro si Cardinal Sin? Siguro si Ben Abalos nagbilang nung last Papal Elections, parang nadaya eh. Impossible namang ang pagkafanget na fez ni Benedict and inendorse mo?" God replied "My dear child, in these times my son was right: Blessed are the blind for they see not how ugly the pope is...."

Even God herself thinks Pope Benedict is so fugly......

She sent a gust of wind to fashion a hijab to cover the pope's face. I must say, I like the new look.

I talked to God last night (O ha, kala nyo sina GMA, JDV, SiRaulo Gonzalez lang ang may direct line kay God. Ako rin noh, collect call pa) and asked him "Lord, why don't you just take Pope Benedict para may kalaro si Cardinal Sin? Siguro si Ben Abalos nagbilang nung last Papal Elections, parang nadaya eh. Impossible namang ang pagkafanget na fez ni Benedict and inendorse mo?" God replied "My dear child, in these times my son was right: Blessed are the blind for they see not how ugly the pope is...."

Gray's Anatomy: Primetime British TV

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Warning: Images of surgery. Might not be suitable for the squeamish

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I'm thinking of getting a penis enlargement but the £10,000 cost is beyond my reach.

On second thought, if I did have such money I think I'll be happy to stick with my 2-inch brown trouser earthworm and pimp up a combi van instead. (And I'm sure with rising property prices I reckon my girlfriend would rather we use it as a downpayment for a small flat located in a good neighborhood. I can always give her head for that mind blowing see-the-face of God orgasm.)

Anyways, to educate those of you in da Pelepens whose media is heavily regulated by the puritanical MTRCB resulting in crap shite shows on primetime, I'm going to post some screenshots. (Sige, nood lang tayo ng nood ng mga telenobela, tangalog movies na walang katuturan, at showbiz news, makakatulong yan upang tayo ay umangat patungo sa perst world status.)


The doctor measures the flaccid penis.....

...and stretches it to see the maximum expansion it can take...

...cuts a hole and inserts some fat around the shaft.

If you think that was whack, this is what vaginal reconstructive surgery looks like. The patient is a 25 year old mother of two who wants to regain the virginal pekpek of yesteryear.


The doctor stretches the periphery...(presurgery the puki was like an "O", sumisingaw pards, the goal would be to make it an "I")

...uses an ordinary marker to identify the part of the sagging labia that is then removed....

With smaller labias accomplished, the doctor then stretches the pekpek, staples them in place, and tightens the hymen permanently with a stitch.

..the clitoris is also restored.