Warning: Images of surgery. Might not be suitable for the squeamish
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I'm thinking of getting a penis enlargement but the £10,000 cost is beyond my reach.
On second thought, if I did have such money I think I'll be happy to stick with my 2-inch brown trouser earthworm and pimp up a combi van instead. (And I'm sure with rising property prices I reckon my girlfriend would rather we use it as a downpayment for a small flat located in a good neighborhood. I can always give her head for that mind blowing see-the-face of God orgasm.)
Anyways, to educate those of you in da Pelepens whose media is heavily regulated by the puritanical MTRCB resulting in crap shite shows on primetime, I'm going to post some screenshots. (Sige, nood lang tayo ng nood ng mga telenobela, tangalog movies na walang katuturan, at showbiz news, makakatulong yan upang tayo ay umangat patungo sa perst world status.)
The doctor measures the flaccid penis.....
...and stretches it to see the maximum expansion it can take...
...cuts a hole and inserts some fat around the shaft.
If you think that was whack, this is what vaginal reconstructive surgery looks like. The patient is a 25 year old mother of two who wants to regain the virginal pekpek of yesteryear.
The doctor stretches the periphery...(presurgery the puki was like an "O", sumisingaw pards, the goal would be to make it an "I")
...uses an ordinary marker to identify the part of the sagging labia that is then removed....
With smaller labias accomplished, the doctor then stretches the pekpek, staples them in place, and tightens the hymen permanently with a stitch.
..the clitoris is also restored.