....His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem, being a Dutch Royal, has taken extra protection from the loony followers of the dinosaur Joma Sison.
First of all, you must have done something really fucked up for the Dutch police to pay you any attention and Joma Sison is no different from the evil hobbit Gloria Macapal Arroyo who will have you beaten up (or killed) just because you have a dissenting opinion. (And I know a thing or two about the Orange police as I have been 'arrested' before in Amsterdam for sleeping on the sidewalk, before being buzzed by German interpol because I didn't know that I was talking to a fugitive....but that's another long story.)
And those impressionable and naive students claiming Joma has been abused by HRO Karl Willem's Law Enforcement officers, Excuse me? Joma has abused the welfare system, drawing pension from an egalitarian, but nonetheless capitalist, country for decades. If he were such a staunch Marxist, he would have fled to the old Soviet Union or China for crying out loud. But nooooooooo, he went to an humanitarian socialist welfare state where it's against the law to send goons to off your opponents.
Free Joma! And we mean Joey Marquez, because at least he makes us laugh....
Here's a Heineken toast to y'all followed by a slice of edam cheese.