If my homie Jesus Christ waited a little bit before releasing his greatest hits, he would have had a longer career....but noooooooooooo.

The perceptive bystander would be entirely correct in saying that The Nashman lives a rock and roll lifestyle - the sexiness, the famous friends, the hedonism, the pretty girl friends, the exotic locales which are but a mere backdrop to his overpowering charisma, and the hordes of rabid fans.

"So when are you going to release your debut album?" the admiring and discerning masses ask.

Have patience ye of little faith. You see, I only just turned 27 this year and according to the boffins, if you want to live long, it's best not to be too famous at around this age.