The best of British cuisine. No, seriously. Don't get me wrong, I like keeping fit and eating healthful sinibak na gulay but after a 4 hour lecture I deserve a medium rare slab of dead animal gademet.....or at least some vegetarian quiche....A lot more effort has been put in the preparation of food for diay busaang mi idiay Buguias ya.
I've been asked what the fees are in Oxbarrio Uni. Well, for an 'overseas' student it's £12,315 a year in university fees and £1,885 in College fees. With this amount of money, you'd think we get a proper chiller and a butler for the after-lecture booze....but noooooooooo!!!!!!! We get young wines and balde ng yelo!!! That said, how many universities are crazy enough to serve wine and beer during tea breaks??? (PS. On my own I can't afford these fees and I am not supported by my parents. I raise money through prostitution and social climbing.)
Who knew one of my housemates is a sex starved psycho killer??? Yeah, posh boys tend to come out of boarding school really fucked up. (Well, at least Qadafi is slowly recovering.) Must be from eating lots of 'soggy biscuits'*
(*ask me later if you want to know what this is.)
Joke of the day. I laughed so hard I nearly burst a blood vessel.
Oh my god!!!! Hide the fact that we can beat any country smaller than Tuvalu with "Shock and Awe" using our secret fleet of Tora-tora's, 2nd hand Huey Helicopters, and a mean 50 year old frigate!!! And don't tell anyone about our secret submarine bases and our enormous stockpile of dud mortars for our duling howitzers...and let's not tell them about our rigorous ROTC training program where we teach young soldiers the marching formation Wellington used to defeat Napoleon. That will send shivers to China. Oh shit, did I expose too much? Will I be charged with treason for divulging that our poor soldiers don't even have boots???? Or does Gloria Mandaraya Arroyo just want to keep the general's low salaries but high kickbacks secret?