Camouflage techniques I learned at Basic ROTC terrorist training camp in the mean jungles of Baguio pay off as, despite being the premiere eventologist (of the Frank Cimatu kind, and not the Tim Yap version. I exclusively do charity work, duh) of the college, I remain inconspicuous, working behind the scenes. I dare you spot me.
Please donate generously to the "Make The Nashman's Poverty History" campaign. I need a new iMac, and an iPhone, and a Maserati Quattroporte. Please, panga-asi yu kaddi.