What the fuck????? Barangay elections!!!! An election for Kapitan and Kagawads, the fundamental unit of Philippine politics.....rotten to the core.
...oh wait, Sam, Piolo, and The Box are trapped in the closet.....hmmm, surely that's more important....or the Malu Fernandez issue....or Teri Hatcher's babalu....
What? No more diplomas? Surely Kevin Nadal has another petition to get money back from the corrupt Tongressmen of the Philippines...(Manong Morris Domogan, please resign for accepting palace bribes!)
Yes folks, the Pelepens has no money for education, yet it can give worthless, GMA ass-licking idiots half a million pesos each for eating turon in the largest circus hall in the world: The Batasang Pambansa.