Things I learned at lunchbreak

1. Microsoft has bought 1.6% of Facebook for $240M. This means Facebook, our number one procrastinating tool, is worth $15B.......

2. In Mugabe's alternate universe of Zimbabwe, the economy is so bad that a joint of marijuana costs LESS than a cigarette.

3. Gloria Macapagal Cheater-Liar Arroyo is having an affair with Mike Defensor. But isn't that old news already?

4. Add this to the list of fake boobs, fake buttocks, and fake genitalia in California: The FEMA stages a fake press conference to boost its image.