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Don't cha just love Brit tabloids? There's always a pair of boobies on page 3. However, it's more funny than erotic. Definitely NOT wank-inducing. 18 years old? Yeah right. Dese-otso lang ako koya say those girls from Peak-A-Boo on Abanao road. Oo nga manang, dese-otso kayo 15 years ago. Hindi kami magte-table. San Mig light lang.

What can I say? We just have the most happening college bar in Oxbarrio. A weeklong session of hard core studying must be followed by acute alcohol abuse. And frankly, nude stunts are so passe. I wish the students were more imaginative with their pranks.

The Oxbarrio Union is the oldest and most prestigious Uni debating chamber in the world. The likes of Loren Legarda and Chiz Escudero do not stand a chance with their stupid platitudes and uninformed rhetoric in the Chamber. This week we had the Presidents of Afghanistan and Turkey. Don't let the naked antics of its secretary distract you from the fact that it's a very elite debating chamber.

Aanhin ang kabayo kung pwedeng lumipad gamit ang damo??? Sakay na.

Bill Clinton can thank his cigar that there were no digital cameras back then to document him 'smoking cannabis but not inhaling'. The Dictionary should hire idol Bill Clinton. He has some creative definitions for 'sexual relations' and 'doper'.

Get paid for doing what you normally do at university. O diba, ang gaganda ng mga estudyanteng pobre dito? Hindi naman kase lahat rich or double-hyphenated. Ashley, diba nag-escort ka rin dito? Pero baka puro Pinoy madalas kostomer mo. The mere fact na andyan ka sa Pelepens at hindi nakadawet ng Puti para ma-ispunsor ang visa mo ay sapat na ebidins na wala kang kwentang escort.

...Intelligent escorts. Not only do you get the post-coital cuddle, the escorts can also widen your knowledge of Ancient Greece...

Ashley, walang kwenta college mo. Puro chakang may bilbil lang ang andun. Tingnan mo kami, super sexy.