Abangan: The Brasil Memoirs Coming soon....
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun....
Sadly, His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem, PA/PR Gromit, and The Nashman are now back in the sweltering tropical heat of England.
We are genuinely sad to leave Brasil. We had so much fun. We met and danced with very beautiful people who welcomed us into their lives. We also made lots of new friends.
I've never seen HRO Karl Willem so sad but as we flew over Rio de Janeiro there were tears..
HRO Karl Willem had serious thoughts of opening the emergency slide.....
The wave gods were kind to us...
Of course, a lot of our loyal readers (7 as of last count) want detailed information on daily life in Rio. We promise to put some of our travel diaries online, as in. (Pero hindi lahat ida-divulge dahil paano pa mabebenta ang aming memoirs, in hardback pare, kung lahat naman pwedeng makuha libre on dis blog..Para kaming si Ogie, merong non-disclosure clause before da pulication date.)
We know ya all wanna know which skimpy bikini I wore on the beach........did we go for understated yellow, classic blue, or the Opus Dei Pink with matching purple cilice?
Pare, nagsuot ako ng ganito na super sikip. Talagang bakat na bakat ang mini-Nashman. Kita ang countours ng bawat tahi ng aking tuli. Tapos pagnabasa na, nakuha rin ang contours nung lycra ang mga ugat...daring na ako ngayon dahil tapos na ako sa pa-tweetums image. Kung gusto nyo ng wholesome, mag-Jolina nalang kayo....this is Rio de Janeiro baby, bawal ang tang-inang sarong sa beach.....