The Nashman has published a full page apology in all the major dailies..
We have gotten lots of hate mail and complaints from our large number of women and gay readers regarding the publication of beach pictures that cater only to men and lesbians.
Let me apologise and allow me to make amends by posting this Hot Brazilian Men edition....yes, these fine male specimens also litter the beaches of Ipanema and Copacabana...
James Bond comes out of the water in a homage to Ursula Andress. For Ashley who likes big men.
For Alexandra S. who likes vintage...Uy, may camera, pa-tuck-in your belly si Lolo. Lolo, huminga po kayo baka kayo ma-stroke.
More hotties for Ashley, Jux, Lourdes of Akbayan, The Aldean, and Alternati who like their men a little bit rough. Pop quiz: I wonder where they hide their wallets? In one of those belly folds!
For Mayumi, Padma, and Manolo (who probably doesn't read this blog. I'm just shamelessly name-dropping). I think they're into the pa-reading Bibliya on the rocks at sunset types. Fota, pareho kami ng swimming trunks! Dyahe diba? Para kaming pumunta sa Oscar Awards na pareho ang gown. Hubarin mo yan! Wala kang K! Buti nalang kahit pareho kami ng kansunsilyo, mas bagay sa akin with my yummier empanada abs.
And op kors none other than The Nashman, adorable rare brown monkey from the Cordilleras. (Due to Opus Dei and PAMET regulations, HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit are covering the modesty of the mini-Nashman). If you get tired looking at The Nashman's nubile body (sariwa pa) from that kinky mirror beside da bed, you can always look out the window as we have a view of Ipanema and Arpoador.
My friend quickly covers up as elements of the dreaded Morality Police of the Catholic Bishops Conference swoop down on the beach. Apparently, they associate nudity with promiscuity and sin. Di kaya yung mga utak nila may deperensya? Anong kinalaman ng nudity sa immorality? Ngayon may dress code na sa simbahan dahil mabilis daw nalilibugan ang mga parokyano dahil sa suot ng mga tao. Duh, sila ang dapat ikulong dahil madumi agad iniisip nila!