If the Thames Surge Barriers failed...mmmm, me likey likey (BBC/Richard Doyle)
It's so stressful moving to a new place. All that packing and lifting and unpacking. Fortunately, my friend, The überBlonde* one, is having marital problems. So to take her mind off her impending messy divorce, I asked if she could help me move and be my chauffeur and kargador for the day. (*No lame blonde jokes please, she has a biochemistry undergrad and a PhD in Physics and is joining the forensic team of Scotland Yard in a month.)
I keep getting texts from da concerned parents/aunts/ex gf (tse, hindi na tayo magkakabalikan no kaya tama na yang pagkukunwari.) asking how I am with all the flood waters around me. I don't know what doomsday television (probably CNN or NBC) they are watching but it's really not that dramatic here.
Sure, the water is impressively high but the Anglos are very calm people. There is damage, yes and refugees, yes. But one must also remember that this is frigging Oxbarrio! A jewel in the crown. If France has to be invaded to protect the land of Tolkien, Alice in Wonderland, Hogwart's School, Lyra, et al from the waters, it will happen. Oxbarrio is completely surrounded by water, but that is the strategy, allow the lands around it to flood to protect the centre. This is the same scheme used by Holland. Sacrifice the pawns to save the queen.
Hmmm, on second thought, this is also the SAME scheme used in Manila......however, only if your village is named Forbes and your last name has at least one pretentious hyphen.
Of course even my beloved city of Baguio, which shouldn't even be flooded coz it on top of de boondocks experiences such troubles during the typhoon season. It's basically because we had administrators with a chronic cement addiction. (I told you not to snort that stuff, esse. It packs your wallet but ruin your brain. A pine tree made of cement? Why, what a great idea!) Instead of the runoffs being delayed by ground absorption, they rush over the cement toward small drainages. Multiply this 1000 times and you have a body of water that is very destructive with its speed and quantity.
Aaaanyways, enough 'bout the bad.
Some very raunchy images.
Cow porno time!
Put on some Barry White mu-zeeek, and let's get it on!
Nothin’ and nobody
Baby, could ever take or stop
The love that I have for you
It’s very simple, you see it’s
Baby, it’s real
It’s so, so real
What I feel
Uh, ah, can’t you see I want it
Mooh, uh, girl, I’ve been lon-lonely
Mooh, mooh, got to, got to hold you
Mooh, mooh, got to make love to you
Proof that even cows like meat....
Yeah, give her some of that beef jerky...
Those thigh muscles are to die for....