The kids need their teacher back (Photo by P. Devine)
On behalf of the fellow peace-loving Moonies of the world, I call for the immediate release of Irish engineering student and volunteer English teacher Patrick Devine from a Senegalese prison for the harmless prank of exposing his buns.
Mooning is an inalienable human right and a student tradition that dates back to olden times.
Numbers 10:10 of the Torah says "Also at your times of rejoicing—your appointed feasts and New Mooning festivals—you are to sound the trumpets over your burnt offerings and fellowship offerings, and they will be a memorial for you before your God."
The Nashman shows off the Nash Buns in support of Patrick Devine and the holy sacrament of Mooning.
If God gave you humps like these, you don't piss him off by covering it with a bahag.
