The NashHumps Designated 9th Wonder of the Modern World by UNESCO

Geneva - UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon announced today the elevation of The Nashman's Chocolate Hills as a UNESCO World Heritage Site. In a glittering ceremony attended by culture ministers, design gurus, and celebrities from around the world, The Nashman's Humps were praised by Secretary Ki-Moon as "A wonder of the modern world possessing exceptional natural beauty and universal aesthetic importance."

Design demigods Lord Foster, Zaha Hadid, Ron Arad, and Jacques Herzog extolled the Nash humps' golden proportions and colour. "He doesn't have a soulless lily-white ass, it's marvelously light chocolate!" said Apple designer Jonathan Ive and hinted that brown iPods might be forthcoming. "They are not perfectly symmetrical but they're well built. They wobble gracefully." added Tom Ford.

Ikea founder Ingvar Kamprad quickly said he will commission life-sized replicas to be sold as limited edition bookends in Ikea's 186 outlets.

As The Nashman's Luscious Buns were unveiled in the Alps for the gathered press, it was as if the mighty trio of Mounts Eiger, Monch, and Jungfrau were embarrassed to be in such rarefied company and quickly hid behind a wall of clouds.


The Nash Humps dominates the Alps.