The Nashman Studies of Motion 13: 7 Days After You Read This Post...........Be Afraid, Be Very Takot....

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem, PA/PR Gromit, and loyal human consort The Nashman apologise for not updating our blog. We will continue with the Fantabulous Maroc Diaries soon.

For the meantime, there are lots of exciting things that are keeping us occupied - marking exam papers (I use tarot cards to determine the grades of students. Using the dart board is sooo last century) , doing experiments, enjoying how easy it is to rip a dvd on a mac, and cooking! (I've got some superb veal steaks and I've marinated some angus beef cutlets for garlic bistek. I've also been inexplicably pigging out on Swedish cod roe caviar and crab fat from Scotland. Very unhealthy. It must the be seasonal-affective-disorder that comes with the inevitable long winter nights. Hey, it's better than snorting cocaine...)

Socially, there's the London Film Festival (lot's of 'arty' films this year with gratuitous sex and nudity, the film 'Shortbus' for example has real sex scenes), the jaw-dropping Velazquez Exhibition (he is the maestro!) at the National Gallery, the Leonardo da Vinci Exhibition (damn you Bill Gates for not lending your Da Vinci codex to the museum!) , dinner parties (with royalty, d-list celebs, and with people who feel as if they are royalty but who tend to make a fool of themselves hence endless hours of amusement - you know, those feeling guapo, looking gago naman) and the like. These have kept us dawgs very busy.

Believe me, blogging is cool but we have a life to live.

But since it's Halloween, we hope you dear blog readers (yes, the 9 of you) enjoy my impression of Ringu...............

Presenting, The Nashman as that scary long haired (can't I get some endorsement love from shampoo companies?) thing that comes out of your tv set....cue spine-tingling music....


we couldn't find a tv-set but this is just as hair-raising...




Kids, stay away from the chimney, Santa's been baaad and we had to chop him up to be served as Palabok sauce in Jollibee (the evil Filipino equivalent of evil McDonald's. We Flips too can serve shitty fastfood!).

Mwahahahahahahaha......