Pet Peeve


Why do communications companies, who should know their basics, misuse the term bandwidth????

'Site owner exceeding his bandwidth limit???? How is that physically possible? I don't think this is a 'bandwidth' problem. Is there a new definition for 'bandwidth' that I should know about??

(PS. Kahit expired na ECE PRC license ko, siguro naman I still know what bandwidth means.)

Pet Peeve


Why do communications companies, who should know their basics, misuse the term bandwidth????

'Site owner exceeding his bandwidth limit???? How is that physically possible? I don't think this is a 'bandwidth' problem. Is there a new definition for 'bandwidth' that I should know about??

(PS. Kahit expired na ECE PRC license ko, siguro naman I still know what bandwidth means.)

Panawagan: GMA's London Lakwatsa



Last year, as a private individual, I wrote to all leaders of the major parties drawing attention to Ms. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's despicable human rights record and disregard for the rule of law. A portion of my email to the then PM was:

"I hope the British Government will take this opportunity to condemn in the strongest language possible the increasing number of extrajudicial killings of journalists and non-government organisation workers in the Philippines. This year alone Amnesty International has documented 50 (and counting) murders of activists and civil servants and there are many more cases of disappearances and warrantless detentions. Recently, Reporters Without Borders has pointed out that the Philippines is the second most dangerous country for journalists after Iraq.

The government of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo has failed and refused to resolve these gross human rights violations. More importantly, to further the open secret that her government is complicit in these crimes she has appointed a notoriously violent Military General ,Jovito Palparan, as a national security adviser.

Contrary to Ms. Arroyo's public posturing, the sad reality is that the rule of law is being flaunted under her authoritarian regime. Her government has not been honest and transparent and she has dealt with peaceful opposition and genuine disatisfaction to her policies with an iron fist.

These are not the hallmarks of a free and democratic society...."

Plainly put, GMA is one of the most corrupt presidents of the post-Marcos era. And thank God for the Internet, because her vile record will forever be easily accessible to remind generations upon generations. She deludes herself by saying her unpopularity is due to the tough decisions she has to make running (more like ransacking) the country. Duh, wake up Madame Saruwoman. Your unpopularity and the criticisms you get are simply because you are corrupt, a liar, and a cheat. Pwede ba.

Her lack of legitimacy and moral ascendancy to govern forces her to dip her bloody hands into government coffers to bribe spineless congressmen and she continues to exploit an equally corrupt and incompetent military hierarchy as her personal army to suppress genuine dissent.

This year, she's back to have tea with the Queen. It's time to sharpen those pens and write your local MP, Clarence House, Buckingham Palace, and The House of Parliament (addresses on their respective websites) informing them of your revulsion to Ms. Arroyo's corruption and continuously declining human rights record.

Remember, like me, you DON'T have to be a member of any NGO, Party List Group, or any Union for that matter. Do it because it's the right thing to do.

(And if the Luli Internet Brigade is trawling this, don't bother sending me an invitation. Like last year, I'd rather be outside in the cold than eating turon with corrupt trapos. And yes, I'm happy that with pressure from Pinoy groups in Europe, the NO high ranking official dared sully their reputation by meeting GMA. Inisnab siya. Be bote nga.)


You can send snail mail......


...or message the PM via his Downing Street website....


...or send a message to your local MP

Panawagan: GMA's London Lakwatsa



Last year, as a private individual, I wrote to all leaders of the major parties drawing attention to Ms. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's despicable human rights record and disregard for the rule of law. A portion of my email to the then PM was:

"I hope the British Government will take this opportunity to condemn in the strongest language possible the increasing number of extrajudicial killings of journalists and non-government organisation workers in the Philippines. This year alone Amnesty International has documented 50 (and counting) murders of activists and civil servants and there are many more cases of disappearances and warrantless detentions. Recently, Reporters Without Borders has pointed out that the Philippines is the second most dangerous country for journalists after Iraq.

The government of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo has failed and refused to resolve these gross human rights violations. More importantly, to further the open secret that her government is complicit in these crimes she has appointed a notoriously violent Military General ,Jovito Palparan, as a national security adviser.

Contrary to Ms. Arroyo's public posturing, the sad reality is that the rule of law is being flaunted under her authoritarian regime. Her government has not been honest and transparent and she has dealt with peaceful opposition and genuine disatisfaction to her policies with an iron fist.

These are not the hallmarks of a free and democratic society...."

Plainly put, GMA is one of the most corrupt presidents of the post-Marcos era. And thank God for the Internet, because her vile record will forever be easily accessible to remind generations upon generations. She deludes herself by saying her unpopularity is due to the tough decisions she has to make running (more like ransacking) the country. Duh, wake up Madame Saruwoman. Your unpopularity and the criticisms you get are simply because you are corrupt, a liar, and a cheat. Pwede ba.

Her lack of legitimacy and moral ascendancy to govern forces her to dip her bloody hands into government coffers to bribe spineless congressmen and she continues to exploit an equally corrupt and incompetent military hierarchy as her personal army to suppress genuine dissent.

This year, she's back to have tea with the Queen. It's time to sharpen those pens and write your local MP, Clarence House, Buckingham Palace, and The House of Parliament (addresses on their respective websites) informing them of your revulsion to Ms. Arroyo's corruption and continuously declining human rights record.

Remember, like me, you DON'T have to be a member of any NGO, Party List Group, or any Union for that matter. Do it because it's the right thing to do.

(And if the Luli Internet Brigade is trawling this, don't bother sending me an invitation. Like last year, I'd rather be outside in the cold than eating turon with corrupt trapos. And yes, I'm happy that with pressure from Pinoy groups in Europe, the NO high ranking official dared sully their reputation by meeting GMA. Inisnab siya. Be bote nga.)


You can send snail mail......


...or message the PM via his Downing Street website....


...or send a message to your local MP

Culinary Advice 101



Acquaintances lucky enough to have tasted and stolen the recipe for The Nashman's Majestic Chicken Wings Adobo want to know what wine should be served to accompany such a superb dish.

Should it be a sweet and dry Gewürztraminer threshed between the hips of undulating virgins from the Alsace, or a bold Bardolino Classico Superiore squeezed by the bosoms of the amorous girls of Verona?

I say, the best tipple to make those soft slivers of soy and garlic infused chicken slide smoothly down the throat into the expectant tapeworms you harbour in your belly is Eight O'Clock Orange Juice....or if you are really posh, Ritchie's Orange Juice Concentrate diluted 10 times. It's sooooo Pinoy. Mmmmmm.


Confession: We can't find Ritchie's or Eight O'Clock in Middle Earth so we had to settle for the more inferior freshly squeezed Sevilla Oranges. Sigh. I want those E-numbers and artificial colourings! (Diba Ashley? Kahit pa-Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee pa ako pressed in a designer cafetiere every so often, paminsan-minsan I long for Blend 45 served in it's very own bottle. Mag-ipon ka lang ng anim na napag-ubusan na bote ng Blend 45, isang crystal set na.)

Culinary Advice 101



Acquaintances lucky enough to have tasted and stolen the recipe for The Nashman's Majestic Chicken Wings Adobo want to know what wine should be served to accompany such a superb dish.

Should it be a sweet and dry Gewürztraminer threshed between the hips of undulating virgins from the Alsace, or a bold Bardolino Classico Superiore squeezed by the bosoms of the amorous girls of Verona?

I say, the best tipple to make those soft slivers of soy and garlic infused chicken slide smoothly down the throat into the expectant tapeworms you harbour in your belly is Eight O'Clock Orange Juice....or if you are really posh, Ritchie's Orange Juice Concentrate diluted 10 times. It's sooooo Pinoy. Mmmmmm.


Confession: We can't find Ritchie's or Eight O'Clock in Middle Earth so we had to settle for the more inferior freshly squeezed Sevilla Oranges. Sigh. I want those E-numbers and artificial colourings! (Diba Ashley? Kahit pa-Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee pa ako pressed in a designer cafetiere every so often, paminsan-minsan I long for Blend 45 served in it's very own bottle. Mag-ipon ka lang ng anim na napag-ubusan na bote ng Blend 45, isang crystal set na.)

Eid BBQ at SEDI's




Instead of the customary Lemang, Ketupat or Rendang, host SEDI and SHILA (and their little
princess QISTINA BATRISYIA) threw a twist to the Eid Celebration by generously threating a group of hungry, young (and horny?)  men to a BBQ party.




A nite of great food, supplemented by a healthy forum on current affairs; from the hottest tube on the net, the wonderful world of 3gps to free lesson on Indonesian terms

Sedi & Shila BBQ-04
Sedi & Shila BBQ-05


Kudos goes to SEDI and SHILA on the RM lost, susah-susah hosting and serving super-delicious food...We will not hesitate to come if ever invited again...heheh

(pardon the smokey pix, apparently the lens was hit badly by the burning   charcoal...maklumlah amatiran photographer  ;D )



Retro



In Soho is a Vintage Magazine shop that sells classic magazines and comics in good condition. It also has a very good collection of retro porn/erotica.

Why collect retro porn/erotica? Two reasons really:
1. Photoshop was developed in 1986.
2. The fourth generation silicone breast implants were released in 1985. They were less likely to leak than previous iterations.

Ergo, porn/erotica released before 1986 contain:
1. Unretouched photos
2. Real boobies.



Unless of course you prefer special-effects laden masterpieces like:


Galing, hindi halata ang putoshop. It's apt that this computer wizardry was used by Ginebra. Isang tagay lang ng Ginebra ay gumaganda ka na sa paningin.

Retro



In Soho is a Vintage Magazine shop that sells classic magazines and comics in good condition. It also has a very good collection of retro porn/erotica.

Why collect retro porn/erotica? Two reasons really:
1. Photoshop was developed in 1986.
2. The fourth generation silicone breast implants were released in 1985. They were less likely to leak than previous iterations.

Ergo, porn/erotica released before 1986 contain:
1. Unretouched photos
2. Real boobies.



Unless of course you prefer special-effects laden masterpieces like:


Galing, hindi halata ang putoshop. It's apt that this computer wizardry was used by Ginebra. Isang tagay lang ng Ginebra ay gumaganda ka na sa paningin.

WTF???????????????!!!!!!!!



What the fuck????? Barangay elections!!!! An election for Kapitan and Kagawads, the fundamental unit of Philippine politics.....rotten to the core.

...oh wait, Sam, Piolo, and The Box are trapped in the closet.....hmmm, surely that's more important....or the Malu Fernandez issue....or Teri Hatcher's babalu....



What? No more diplomas? Surely Kevin Nadal has another petition to get money back from the corrupt Tongressmen of the Philippines...(Manong Morris Domogan, please resign for accepting palace bribes!)


Yes folks, the Pelepens has no money for education, yet it can give worthless, GMA ass-licking idiots half a million pesos each for eating turon in the largest circus hall in the world: The Batasang Pambansa.

WTF???????????????!!!!!!!!



What the fuck????? Barangay elections!!!! An election for Kapitan and Kagawads, the fundamental unit of Philippine politics.....rotten to the core.

...oh wait, Sam, Piolo, and The Box are trapped in the closet.....hmmm, surely that's more important....or the Malu Fernandez issue....or Teri Hatcher's babalu....



What? No more diplomas? Surely Kevin Nadal has another petition to get money back from the corrupt Tongressmen of the Philippines...(Manong Morris Domogan, please resign for accepting palace bribes!)


Yes folks, the Pelepens has no money for education, yet it can give worthless, GMA ass-licking idiots half a million pesos each for eating turon in the largest circus hall in the world: The Batasang Pambansa.

Things I learned at lunchbreak

1. Microsoft has bought 1.6% of Facebook for $240M. This means Facebook, our number one procrastinating tool, is worth $15B.......

2. In Mugabe's alternate universe of Zimbabwe, the economy is so bad that a joint of marijuana costs LESS than a cigarette.

3. Gloria Macapagal Cheater-Liar Arroyo is having an affair with Mike Defensor. But isn't that old news already?

4. Add this to the list of fake boobs, fake buttocks, and fake genitalia in California: The FEMA stages a fake press conference to boost its image.

Things I learned at lunchbreak

1. Microsoft has bought 1.6% of Facebook for $240M. This means Facebook, our number one procrastinating tool, is worth $15B.......

2. In Mugabe's alternate universe of Zimbabwe, the economy is so bad that a joint of marijuana costs LESS than a cigarette.

3. Gloria Macapagal Cheater-Liar Arroyo is having an affair with Mike Defensor. But isn't that old news already?

4. Add this to the list of fake boobs, fake buttocks, and fake genitalia in California: The FEMA stages a fake press conference to boost its image.

Coitus Interruptus - Mga Pampawalang-gana



Kring.... Kriiing..... Kriiiiiiiiing.

The Nashman: Uhm, hello Ma. I'm sorta in the middle of something. Is it anything important?
Mother: Wala naman. Today is Barangay Election. L*** is running for kagawad, U***** for kapitan. Your name is still on the voters list.
Frau: whispers: Oh, the turtle has retreated to his shell. Is it something your mother said?
The Nashman: Ma, can you do me a favour, signal is choppy, can you ring my phone again....

Set phone to vibra mode.

Hand mobile phone to Frau. Here, I think I lost my libog..finish yourself off. I'm going to the woods to forage for mushrooms.

Biset na barangay elections yan.


Nasayang nanaman ang lobo. Piso pa naman isa. Pinambili ko nalang sana ng pishball.

Coitus Interruptus - Mga Pampawalang-gana



Kring.... Kriiing..... Kriiiiiiiiing.

The Nashman: Uhm, hello Ma. I'm sorta in the middle of something. Is it anything important?
Mother: Wala naman. Today is Barangay Election. L*** is running for kagawad, U***** for kapitan. Your name is still on the voters list.
Frau: whispers: Oh, the turtle has retreated to his shell. Is it something your mother said?
The Nashman: Ma, can you do me a favour, signal is choppy, can you ring my phone again....

Set phone to vibra mode.

Hand mobile phone to Frau. Here, I think I lost my libog..finish yourself off. I'm going to the woods to forage for mushrooms.

Biset na barangay elections yan.


Nasayang nanaman ang lobo. Piso pa naman isa. Pinambili ko nalang sana ng pishball.

Fairy Cakes


His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit drink tea while waiting for the freshly baked sponge cakes to cool.


It's very windy and gloomy outside. What better way to cheer us up than baking fairy cakes. HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit donned their culinary hats and made a delicious treat for everyone in The Mansion.


HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit use only organic, vegetable based food colouring for the icing. Green has lemon, Red has vanilla, and Chocolate has fair trade cocoa.

After decorating the cupcakes with Jackson Pollock-like flourishes, HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit move on to the cake block.

And to honour our JAPANESE fans, thank you for visiting this blog, domo arigatu, we sign our cake with "Nash" in katakana. By the time HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit return to Japan, we will have learned a couple of Nihongo. (Take note Ashley, proper Japanese, Saigono Iwaki, Ted Ito version at hindi yung kay Kempee de Leon.)

The other housemates in The Mansion get their dose of sugar. Mmmmmmm.

Fairy Cakes


His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit drink tea while waiting for the freshly baked sponge cakes to cool.


It's very windy and gloomy outside. What better way to cheer us up than baking fairy cakes. HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit donned their culinary hats and made a delicious treat for everyone in The Mansion.


HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit use only organic, vegetable based food colouring for the icing. Green has lemon, Red has vanilla, and Chocolate has fair trade cocoa.

After decorating the cupcakes with Jackson Pollock-like flourishes, HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit move on to the cake block.

And to honour our JAPANESE fans, thank you for visiting this blog, domo arigatu, we sign our cake with "Nash" in katakana. By the time HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit return to Japan, we will have learned a couple of Nihongo. (Take note Ashley, proper Japanese, Saigono Iwaki, Ted Ito version at hindi yung kay Kempee de Leon.)

The other housemates in The Mansion get their dose of sugar. Mmmmmmm.

Cool Hardware, Shite Software


His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit test their new toy.

Quad core, 4GB ddr3 ram, etc. I'm having a techgasm with high-end those high end specs....

HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit look at the engine. (The fan is annoyingly loud though)

We ask, what do you put in two separate 1-terabyte hard drives? Hmmm, mapapa-high resolution yata mga porno videos ko nito.....

Aaaaaaargh! Its crashing!

PA/PR Gromit prepares espresso. Looks like this will take a loooooooong time.

Sad really. Windows Vista Ultimate = Ultimate crap. Why oh why do they release bug-infested software!!!!!!! Hmmmm, incidentally, tonight is the launch of Apple Leopard. I betcha my less endowed Macbook can outperform the Goliath running on Vista.