Seriously, I don't know why random strangers even read this blog.
It's a personal blog with lots of in-jokes. I'm blogging for myself so that in my old age, when I'm ready to join Lord Xenu in paradise, I can browse it, laugh at myself, and feel some degree of smugness "Yep, been there, done that."
But allow us to respond to a message sent by a certain American lady named Lourdes who suggested that the growing popularity of The Nashman, His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem, and PA/PR Gromit has compromised our high artistic and creative standards.
Let us clarify that we DON'T blog for an audience. To do so, is plain vanity and just narcissistic. "Look! I have an opinion, let me bore you by blogging about it in my unreadable ad-sense riddled waste of space on the web!"
We are not that sort. We are not interested in doing blogrolls (there's this thing called 'bookmarks' on our browser, hello) or padding our website with links and tags to bolster our 'hit' rate. And we think pro-bloggers are paid corporate hacks bribed to write praise releases for products. They are in the same league as those who write their own biographies in Wikipedia. Ewww.
Yet, people I haven't met have been reading this diary and it's just right that I spread some of the love by holding an online competition with the winner getting a fantabulous prize.
So to celebrate this 459th blog post we're asking readers (yes the 15 of you!) to: cue Jeopardy-music
Spot the difference!
Instructions: The following two pictures are perfectly identical except for no more than three deliberate mistakes. Print them out and study the images carefully.
Degree of Difficulty: Wickedly Difficult.
(We don't to "Easy" puzzles because none of our readers are idiots. Although there's one or two who are annoyingly naive.)
Mario Sorrenti: Kate Moss
Anonymous: The Nashman
We know it is difficult but to give you a clue, Kate Moss (taken when she was 19) and The Nashman both have the same physique. Hence, it follows that the difference is ELSEWHERE.
The winning entry gets this fabulous prize! The best gadget to come out of our research labs!
Tadaaaaa!
Presenting, the new iTLOG. It's compatible with all soups or on it's own. Forget the iPhone, the iTLOG is the must-have accessory for the year!
The iTLOG, small enough to hold on your fingertips.
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