President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo unveils her new vegetable...


Shufer sharap ng mga gulay sha aking kangkungan - Pres. Arroyo.

The bitch herself, Gloria Macapal Arrovo, unveiled today live via Garcillano Technologies' Low Earth Orbit Muchacho Satellites a new species of weed found only in the Philippines.

Prospero Pichay of the Genus Trapus Kurakutus, species Tongressman was presented to the media in a glittering ceremony in the kangkungan of Malacanan Palace. This was attended by legal luminary SiRaulo Gonzalez, Supersipsip Mike Ulol Defensor, Chaos mathematician Ben Abalos, and the usual dregs of society.

Public Service Announcement: "200Million pesos found in drain. Will anyone who lost 200Million pesos please come forward."