There are many places I'd rather be right now....


...like our home in Essaouira for example....

...but I'm still sick and no one loves me. I will accept cash in lieu of flowers....

...but small thanks to Frenchie Ashley who sent over some stinky cheese. The smell alone can wake the dead....

...for now, it's back to bed. At least I get to catch up with gossip and TV. (PS. Only in Deutsch Vanity Fair is the cover and centrefold a polar bear...)

Sultans from the east send their best medicine men to cure The Nashman...(Really, what will I do without my dogs?)