Answers to Questions from our last competition:
1. Why is it useless to go OVER 3GB of RAM
Because for a 32-bit system (which 99% of us have) the maximum addressable memory locations is 4GB. A computer needs to allocate some of those not just to RAM but to other IO devices. With a physical ram of 4GB you'll be lucky to get to use 3GB. (And take note, same is still true for 64-bit computers)
To the person who boasted to me that he is a better man because he has a computer with 4GB of RAM I say these words Tanga! Basahin mo maigi yang Jolina notebook mo!
2. Undies? What undies? The Nashman doesn't sleep with undies. The garter restricts blood flow. The same reason women shouldn't sleep wearing bras.
The winner is Mang Ed, who HASN'T even scored half a point.
But then again, he as at least 7 Palanca Awards next to his collection of Baguio Barrel Men. So shut up nalang kayo at kung gusto nyo mag-complain, please file with The Comelec. I'm sure they will act on your protest quickly and with the impartiality and lucidity of thought that they are known for.
I will send it soon once the floods have receded and the postmen are no longer on strike.