My girl friend J.D. said she wanted to paint me nude.
I thought, hmm, ok. (As if naman I will say no to her. She's one of my hottest friends kaya. So I'll do anything to be on her good side.)
And so as I stayed still, contorting my body into a classical posture, my heart raced with anticipation. I waited for her to undress.
I think there is nothing more erotic than a naked girl painting your portrait.
J.D. stared at me.
It turns out it was ME who was supposed to be nude.
English is such a funny language, innit?
Anyways, beds - they are made for jumping. So this is The Nashman, dangly bits and all, trying to test if this particular mattress conforms to international kid-pretending-to-be-a-professional-wrestler bed standards. Yes, there is always a child inside all of us.
weeeeeeeee!
...bombs away.....
.....incoming...
...that actually hurts....
..a perfect landing..