The raunchy video the Catholic Bishops Conference of The Philippines doesn't want you to see.
Turn the volume up and listen carefully to the shocking exchange between The Nashman and a deep penetration agent.
"This is more scandalous than the Garci tapes!" - Senator Panfilo Lacson, envious.
"I'd like to say something seemingly profound yet on close scrutiny reveals that I'm just a pretentious twat." - Senator Chiz "Puro Porma" Escudero, at a loss for words.
"The Nashman? I don't know him. He doesn't fly economy. Hey, are you going to blame Greece burning on me too? Is it coz I is fat?" - Malu Fernandez