Your mother wears leather



I used to be a member of Team Aniston but soon I realised how boring she is. So I shifted to Team Jolie.

I haven't seen any of the Tomb Raider films yet but she's doing Beowulf now.

Hmmm. She still needs to adopt a Filipino to complete her United Colors of Benetton family. I don't drink formula milk though so she needs to insert me into the feeding rotation. Heeeyyy, is Brad supposed to be on that rotation???