Signs, signs, everywhere the signs. Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind. Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the sign?

Seriously, if I wanted to engage in behavior of a sexual nature in a dirty and public place, I'd get myself a girl from The Ateneo de Manila University. They're way filthier.



How do you advertise anything to all demographics?

Tape the ad on an Atenista's crotch. It's always open to the public.