Coitus Interruptus - Mga Pampawalang-gana



Kring.... Kriiing..... Kriiiiiiiiing.

The Nashman: Uhm, hello Ma. I'm sorta in the middle of something. Is it anything important?
Mother: Wala naman. Today is Barangay Election. L*** is running for kagawad, U***** for kapitan. Your name is still on the voters list.
Frau: whispers: Oh, the turtle has retreated to his shell. Is it something your mother said?
The Nashman: Ma, can you do me a favour, signal is choppy, can you ring my phone again....

Set phone to vibra mode.

Hand mobile phone to Frau. Here, I think I lost my libog..finish yourself off. I'm going to the woods to forage for mushrooms.

Biset na barangay elections yan.


Nasayang nanaman ang lobo. Piso pa naman isa. Pinambili ko nalang sana ng pishball.