Mad woman



How nice this photo by Baguio Nutter Padma.

I enjoin all Filipinos to heed the call of the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines: Please have sex without contraception. Take advice from our clergy, experts in population control. They know that the carnal act is more pleasurable without condoms.

I heard that if you wrap the rosary around your balls just before orgasm (especially the ones with medium sized beads), the pleasure is heightened! I haven't tried it because it's probably worse a sin than fathering children without the means to provide for them.