Basking in the glory of others

Let me, as the spiritual leader of the Oxbarrio Gastronomic Protest society, disabuse you of the thought that all we ever do is eat and gossip about C-list Pinoy celebrities.

Of course we enjoy our long meals, the last of which involved a very delicious organic duck in fermented taro over red rice and stir fried tongsoy (I took a picture of them but my SD card got wet...), but we also have time to write serious shit:

1. Clinton talks about boxes. This is something I'm passionate about. Boxes. I try to live my life outside the box. Hence I am NOT a nationalist. We should be happy where we currently are and always strive to reach our full potential, being productive wherever we are and contributing to society. Naks parang religion essay exam standard answer....

Ipindot this for some take home box of tsekwa goodness.

2. Carla jumps into the Malu bandwagon. She probably wrote this on the train. Frankly, I'm disappointed with the topic dahil sino ba si Malu???? May dalawang hyphen ba apelyido nya?

Hetich the article may change your mind about eating whale meat.

3. Alexandra talks about Classical Music as if she knows anything about it. Her iPod is full of ear piercing Regine Velasquez songs kaya...

Heto her analysis of music downloads for a magazine that I can barely read anymore.

4. Ashley goes to the south of France to write some maths formulas. Hoy tama ba itong mga forecast mo? Baka ni-round off mo nanaman ang pi to a whole number. Ayon sa economic theory ni Ashley, your salary is determined by your social identity. As in kung pedigreed ka nga tulad ni Malu, pero ill-bred naman, you'll still end up writing for an unknown paper...

This his groundbreaking economics paper. If partial differential equations scare you, buy Yes magazine instead.

5. Moi.