She sent a gust of wind to fashion a hijab to cover the pope's face. I must say, I like the new look.
I talked to God last night (O ha, kala nyo sina GMA, JDV, SiRaulo Gonzalez lang ang may direct line kay God. Ako rin noh, collect call pa) and asked him "Lord, why don't you just take Pope Benedict para may kalaro si Cardinal Sin? Siguro si Ben Abalos nagbilang nung last Papal Elections, parang nadaya eh. Impossible namang ang pagkafanget na fez ni Benedict and inendorse mo?" God replied "My dear child, in these times my son was right: Blessed are the blind for they see not how ugly the pope is...."