However, the world in general has more difficult problems to sort out - the genocide in Darfur (funded by a Chinese oil company), the lack of consensus among G8 leaders, Starbucks' evil legal challenge to Ethiopia's coffee industry (an insult to the birthplace of coffee!), the USA hyper-extending its natural borders by putting nukes on the edge of Europe, Gloria Arroyo's reign of evil in my beloved Las Islas Filipinas....etc....etc...
But I spoke too soon.
Because for the last hour I've been made up to date with more important matters courtesy of Youtube...
1. Paris Hilton and why the law does not apply to her;
2. Ruffa Gutierrez and why every showbiz newsreader in Da Pelepens has to shout;
3. Greta, who can't afford to update her collection of designer bags every season hence her maids have to wear gloves while handling them....
Don't worry, it's a digital camera! It will NEVER leak.......Tonyboy won't know. He only owns a telecommunications firm....
Well, just because the girl in this picture looks like her doesn't mean it's her. Afterall, Chuck Norris looks a lot like His Excellency M a h m o u d A.
Twins? Don't mess with these guys. Remember, when Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.