La Baise, L'amour

Ukin-nas na kaddi. Ka-engget naman mga tao dine.

You'd think those passionate kissing scenes while rolling in the grass were just in the movies. I'm so green with envy ha. But I can't blame them, as from experience, when kissing the one you love, 'where' doesn't matter as long as it is 'now'.

Fota, pwera biro, napaka-romantiko kong tao. Hanapan nyo nga ako ng gerlpren. Lalanggamin sya sa tamis ng aking pagmamahal.


Huy, hanap naman kayo ng kwarto or wait till it's dark like they do at the Sunken Garden or Sunshine Park. Magagalit ang Opus Dei dyan!

Toy, Enday, ang damo nakakamantsa... Pero ang mantsa tanggal with Mester Klen with tawas, calamansi, with new bagoong-scented fabric softener.

Huy, mangumpisal nga kayo. Sa aming mga devout Catholics, ang pwidi lang naming halikan in public ay mga estatwa at rebulto. At least paghinalikan namin mga rebulto, matitikman namin ang natuyong laway nang mga naunang humalik. I once saw an old man with wheezing and phlegmy cough engage in a torrid kissing scene with the foot of Jesus on the crucifix during Good Friday veneration of the cross. Do you want to fall in line and kiss that????

But if you think such public displays of affection are despoiling the beauty of this world and against the natural laws....


Ewan ano ba ang turo nila sa Virginia. Ang mga bata ayaw payagang mag-hug or magpakita ng physical expressions of friendship. Kaya naman baket ako lilipat sa Tate kung sakali eh napaka-backward at puritanical doon?

Oh ayan ha, any physical contact, bad. Waging an unjust war, good.